Hello party people.
Happy July. I've decided that I suck at blogging. I never have the patience, and honestly, I'm not that interesting. I've got lots of stuff to say, but I was told on many occasions that if I don't have anything nice to say, I shouldn't say anything at all, so I mostly just sit silently like a real creeper.
I have decided however, that I'm going to give it a shot. Despite the cause for concern this may raise with anyone who stumbles upon this sham of a captain's log, I frankly don't give a flying poop. Poop. There. I said it again. Go ahead, comment about my filthy mouth. It's like a sailor who also drives a truck and has tourette's syndrome.
So what will I be talking about in these blog posts? Man idk, lay off the questions. Really, I just don't know. It's going to be an adventure. I do a lot of cooking, gardening, prototyping, and house-projects, so you might see a few food recipes, but probably just pictures of me drinking heady toppers in my kiddie pool next to the garden.
Don't judge me America. I'm specifically speaking to America Sierra, not America in general. You guys can go ahead and judge me.
It's been nice talking to myself, and I hope ya'll come back real soon.