Happy Holidays

Well it's official. Christmas has once again reared its holly jolly bearded face. Only this year, where da snow at? Feared beard staff members enjoy a solid dose of fluffy white pow pow this time of year, but alas we are stuck with rain and mud for now. Not that I want to bust the snow shovel out in Burlington, but I'd love to see some accumulation in the hills. Thanks Obama for that side of global warming I got in my stocking this year. 

But beards must go on. One must not be steered by the lack of winter upon us. It will come. Will you be prepared to face the elements? Will your face be equipped with a built in scarf as the Flying Spaghetti Monster had intended? The choice is yours. 

Happy holidays from all of us at Feared Beard. Stay cool and beard on.